Nov. 6, 2009
marsone:
Mike Leavitt - The Art Army : Andy Warhol
check out this link for the rest of the roster from bill cosby to audrey kawasaki here
why does this say MAY?
Nov. 6, 2009
bitch, please. dont underestimate my silence.
Nov. 6, 2009
fuochiblu:
erospainter: “We tend to think of the erotic as an easy, tantalizing sexual arousal. I speak of the erotic as the deepest life force, a force which moves us toward living in a fundamental way.” - Audre Lorde
Nov. 6, 2009
macadamia.
absolutely macadamia, is everybody at my job.
nuts nuts nuts
Nov. 6, 2009
thingsthatexciteme:
Lingerie by Wolford
needdat.
Nov. 6, 2009
deconstruct:
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
the reason I had a panic attack the first time I ever went to use a tanning bed. I made it 30 seconds. needless to say, I remained pasty white for my first homecoming.
Nov. 6, 2009
i call your mom "tumblarity", becuase she's always going down on me.
Nov. 6, 2009
fencehopping:
Cupid & Centaur
Nov. 6, 2009
Blow my mind, I promise not to think in your mouth.
— Stolen from an elementary classmate’s Facebook profile. Facebook has fulfilled its purpose for the week. (via whatcriscilikes)
love when it does that.
Nov. 6, 2009
kleinjinx:
when i get a dog I SOOOOOO GONNA NEED THIS!
david:
OMG (Humunga Stache via thedailywhat)
Nov. 6, 2009
![rachell:
“You ever walk behind someone walking so slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? ‘…You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason.’ You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? ‘…Get the fuck away from me… what are we—on a date here? I don’t even know you.’Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo… you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you’ll be a millionaire? They’re like, ‘whatever’. HAHA! I get to press the walk button [at the intersection] for you! … You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, ‘What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?’ You always press ‘em, you’re like, ‘…maybe I didn’t press it hard enough…’ Then someone will come up and be like, ‘Did you press it?’ —‘Yeah, I pressed it.’ They’re like, ‘Why don’t you press it again?’—‘You’re like, ‘Yeah I’ll press it again.’ Then at that point it changes and you’re like, ‘I did that. I changed the traffic in the city… I have a lot of power.’ You ever been walking right toward somebody though, and then you walk to the right, and then they walk to the right, then you walk left, they walk left? You know how there’s like that awkward moment? …Just lean forward and kiss ‘em.‘….looked like you wanted it from my angle.’Then when they’re walking away just hit ‘em on the ass. (Pshhh) ‘You’ll be back! You’ll be back for some of that loving.”— Jim Gaffigan](http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksomd5vExj1qzviodo1_400.png)
rachell:
“You ever walk behind someone walking so slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? ‘…You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason.’ You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? ‘…Get the fuck away from me… what are we—on a date here? I don’t even know you.’
Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo… you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you’ll be a millionaire? They’re like, ‘whatever’. HAHA! I get to press the walk button [at the intersection] for you! … You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, ‘What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?’ You always press ‘em, you’re like, ‘…maybe I didn’t press it hard enough…’ Then someone will come up and be like, ‘Did you press it?’ —‘Yeah, I pressed it.’ They’re like, ‘Why don’t you press it again?’—‘You’re like, ‘Yeah I’ll press it again.’ Then at that point it changes and you’re like, ‘I did that. I changed the traffic in the city… I have a lot of power.’ You ever been walking right toward somebody though, and then you walk to the right, and then they walk to the right, then you walk left, they walk left? You know how there’s like that awkward moment? …Just lean forward and kiss ‘em. ‘….looked like you wanted it from my angle.’ Then when they’re walking away just hit ‘em on the ass. (Pshhh) ‘You’ll be back! You’ll be back for some of that loving.”
— Jim Gaffigan
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guns drawn, perpetually renovating my upper playground. hider, seeker. finder, keeper.
” i be like, “check it.” you be like, “ahh, rad.” “.
the only comfort comes with the fact that youre not eating my words right in my face, the substitution of typeface instead of a voice, and the delay thats allowed between my pouring and your tasting.
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